Thursday, March 24, 2011

Nokia c3 Game Everybodys Goft




I've always found Everybody's Golf's name rather presumptuous. Like almost all sports, golf is an activity that appeal to a specific bunch of men and women. It's definitely not for 'everybody'.

That said, there's a sure fire way that the Japanese use to make each and every sport or hobby appealing to all: latch on some cute and cuddly characters. It's a tactic Sony's Everybody's Golf franchise has employed ever since its inception over ten years ago.



Quite surprisingly, though it's presented like a cartoon Everybody's Golf Mobile has a depth that makes some elements of the more simulation based golf titles out there look positively arcadey. However, in other areas it falls short.


To put it plainly, the actual courses (of which there are four, with three having to be unlocked) are fairly simple. One hole looks much like the other and, despite the odd exception, play involves you thwacking the ball as many times as it takes to get to the green in a fairly straight line, all before what is a relatively simple putt on the green.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Nokia c3 Game Watchmen

So I was lying in bed last night, slightly drunk as is my wont on a Saturday night, and just couldn't get to sleep. After tossing and turning (in the insomniac sense, not the Pee-Wee Herman actor Paul Reubens sense) I decided to have a play on my phone. On the homepage for the provider I'm with, was showing a download for the Watchmen game. Now, I've been saying for ages that although I'm behind the film, Watchmen is probably the least game-orientated comic book ever. There's no way you can condense the themes and structure into a game without disrespecting the source. I mean how can you even attempt to even begin to come up with the game concept. Well, if you were really unoriginal, I suppose a Streets Of Rage rip off with theWatchmen characters in.

After swearing out loud at the sheer audacity at the game and upsetting my neighbours, in my drunken stupor I decided to have a go at the game. Kind of for the same reasons that Mary Whitehouse used to watch offensive telly programmes, to get really wound up. And you know what? It's a Streets Of Rage rip off with theWatchmen characters in.

Surprisingly, its not that bad a game. As far as mobile games go the graphics are excellent, and even using the fiddly controls of my phone with my big clumsy hands the response works well. I have to say that I got quite caught up with playing it and completely forgot that I was having sleeping issues.

You control both the Nite-Owl II and the Comedian, taking in 1960's New York and Vietnam with the relevant character, with the other Watchmen characters popping up throughout the game in cameos of sorts. Punching and shooting the enemies who range from Big Figure and his cronies to the Vietnamese (which if I was giving the makers of the game the benefit of the doubt, would say was an excellent satire on the Comedian and his values, but I'm not, so it just seems racist).
Although there are a few Watchmen-like details (particularly the Nixon 4 More Years poster in the background) and setting the game in the Crimebusters (now in the film known as the Watchmen) era of costumed heroes does show a passing knowledge of the book, there are a few issues I have. Mainly that, even though the Comedian would use knives and guns to dish out justice, I have a hard time believing Nite-Owl would pick up a gun and just start shooting enemies. No matter how pissed off he was.

Overall, if the game was based around another story with other characters, I would say this was an enjoyable way to pass the time. But since it's based on the most revered comic book of all time, it just feels wrong. This is the sort of thing that'll make Alan Moore totally loose his shit.

Nokia c3 Game Worm Crazy goft


Like that funny fizzing candy that popped in your mouth and air-rifle shooting ranges at fairgrounds, crazy golf is a leisure pursuit from another age. It's not hard to explain, we suppose; after all, there are hundreds of things more entertaining than knocking a grubby yellow ball through a few poorly-moulded concrete obstacles and into a hole these days.

Maybe switching the ball for a hand grenade with the pin removed would have livened matters up and crazy golf would still be popular today? Well, if the health and safety kill-joys kept their noses out.

Thankfully, you can get an idea of the fun that would have ensued by playing Worms Crazy Golf, which takes everyone's favourite artillery-packing nematodes to the local 9-hole links.
What takes place then is… well, given the Worms series fondness for high explosives and outlandish humour, it's all surprisingly low-key. You play as a series of worms tasked with blowing up an opposing worm who's been tied to the flag in each hole on a golf course.

Nokia c3 Game Wedding Dash


Wedding Dash features: Help a wedding planner with the perfect party. Seat and serve your guests, prevent disasters and keep the bride happy and alive! Find everlasting fun!

Save the date for this exciting challenge from the creators of the smash hit Diner Dash series. Help Quinn, a young wedding planner, make wedding bells ring. Featuring the hilarious ups and downs of wedding day drama, Wedding Dash put you in charge of all aspects of the perfect event. Seat and serve guests, avert wild disasters and most importantly, make sure the bride and groom are happy! Can you receive a warm reception and keep Quinn?s business afloat? Find everlasting fun with Wedding Dash!

Nokia c3 Game worm 2008


One of the all-time biggest selling mobile games returns, and this time the Worms are taking the destruction to the Final Frontier! Take your squad of worms, arm yourself with some of the wackiest weapons available and blast your opponent to tiny little Worm pieces! With more worms, more weapons, hugely improved graphics, and now with a whole range of minigames to play out your space age worm battles. New recruits and fans of the original won't be disappointed!

Nokia c3 Game worm 2007

Worms 2007
For Mobile phone
Relive the horrors of war by blowing some shit up
Before recently losing my job in dubious circumstances, one of the highlights of my day was the hourly toilet break, which allowed me to play with my little Worms??


Nokia c3 Game DJ hero mobile




Test your skillz on the ones and twos in this mobile version of the console hit. Scratch and mix beats from tracks by The Jackson 5 and Third Eye Blind, Marvin Gaye and David Bowie, and more. Operate a virtual turntable with green, red and blue streams - when the notes reach the "hit zone," tap the appropriate button to keep the beats on time. Scratch and cross-fade on the beat and unleash EUPHORIA to make DJ history! Every dance floor needs a Hero, so grab your mobile and let the beats DROP!




FEATURES
  • 13 full-length, original mixes of tracks by artists including: The Jackson 5 and Third Eye Blind, Marvin Gaye and David Bowie, and Weezer and Dilated Peoples.
  • 8 unlockable mixes (5 available to play from the start, 8 more to be unlocked)
  • 22 achievements including ""Scratchaphobia"" and ""Full Set"" (completing all the game's mixes at any difficulty setting)
  • Choose a DJ with unique and expressive animations and perform in 3 different venues
  • Controls faithfully re-create the console experience to include streams, scratches, cross-fades and EUPHORIA."